The Quick Diversion!
If you are reading this for the first time, go back and read the earlier post to this story, here.
We left the bookstore and then my wonderful friend who enjoys pretending she is a private investigator, decided she just KNEW where PW and her family were staying. As she confirmed the suspicion (but will not reveal her sources), she insisted we stop by the hotel to take pictures. Well actually…she wanted to go inside to ask for PW, go to her room, invite ourselves in and proceed to ask her 101 questions that were on the list she stored on her iPhone. I said, “No!”
Since I was driving, I told her I would pull into the hotel parking lot and IF she happened to be coming out and IF we just happened to run into her, then I would let her out to embarrass herself. (Needless to say, none of that happened. Not beyond driving into the parking lot.)
So we snapped, snapped, snapped.
THEN WE SAW IT! Could it be? No, that can’t be! Is it?
Lisa recalled that PW had recently received a new vehicle from Marlboro Man. A big white “suburban”. Well, this couldn’t be it because this isn’t a Suburban. However, it did have Oklahoma tags on it and…
IT WAS COVERED IN RANCH MUD!
How do we know what Ranch Mud is? Well, there is no mud like Ranch Mud. This HAD to be it!
So we snapped some more. (Out of consideration for the owner of this vehicle, I blacked out the plate numbers. That is not Ranch Mud on the plate nor is manure.)
Feeling quite confident in our discovery, despite the fact that we did not run into PW, MM or the Punks, we decided to head on home to wait for Karlie.
(To be continued…)